Are you the new part-time lecturer?
In this class, there's a beautiful women.
She's incredibly beautiful. Unthinkably beautiful.
She's an ultra-rank beauty!
This is the model, Izumi-san.
Eh? In order for me not to fall in love, you cosplayed!?
Japan's leading popular painter, Aoyama Jin's best work, "Portrait of I" series.
In other words, Izumi-san is Aoyama Jin's model and lover.
I barely stopped you from falling in love.
So, you absolutely don't have to worry about me
being in love with Izumi-san and doing other sorts of things.
I'm...gay.
She's really in love with Jin-sensei, huh?
Do you think the College of Arts exam is that easy-going?
We'll cooperate, so lets do our best together.
It can't be that about Akamatsu-sensei, you...
That woman.
I'm Aoyama Jin's wife, Yukko.
You didn't know?
That Jin-sensei had a wife.
Episode 3
Florence
Duties of an artist's wife:
Don't speak of your husband's work.
Don't speak of you husband's conduct.
Don't speak of your husband's relationships.
Even if it's your husband's lover.
Because that's all for the sake of art.
No matter what, I see nothing, say nothing, and hear nothing.
Then, I'm that monkey from somewhere, huh. *Referring to the Toshogu monkey that didn't see, hear, or pay attention
Give me everything.
In bulk.
Akamatsu-kun
Eh?
Here. A souvenir
Eh? What's this? Or rather, why?
Since it was boring, I came back from my plans early.
Apart from that, you never sent my a picture of my students sketch, huh.
Ah...various things happened.
Hasn't someone been scrambling for Izumi and sticking on to her?
Eh? Sticking?
Or...Have you fallen in love with Izumi?
Ah, no. I'm fine.
Uh...I'm gay. Gay? I'm gay.
I'm relieved to hear that.
Then, from now on in the classroom, best regards.
E-E-Eh?
Well, One way or another, I'm busy with something.
You want you're unit too, right?
Ah...Ye...s.
Aoyama Jin-sensei's Welcome Back Party There's no Japan without Jin-sensei!! Like there's no Beatles without Paul
Jin-sensei's word is...?
Absolute!!!
Jin...sensei?
It's the usual thing.
He was busy...with this?
The farce is over.
I'm counting on you for more awesome things.
Hm...What should I say?
Jin-san is?
Take off the Nezumi Otoko!
Ah~ Jeez, don't get flustered.
I don't look weird?
Alright. Get going.
Ah, jeez. It won't come off.
There's still more, still more.
Jin-san
Oh, Izumi! You're late.
Here, come. Next to me.
Yes
Ah! From before...
She's opening her carrying box!
She came?
Eh!? Wai- What is she doing?
She going to throw a pie or two.
But there's still some inside!
It's amazing!
What's with that person? Why is she throwing pie?
She bought it at Costco. Because she's a member.
No, that's not what I meant. Why is she throwing it?
It's coming!
Ah~
But why aren't you helping her?
Are you stupid? If I make enemies with the young lady of Mukojima, our store will be smashed.
Then my pocket money will disappear.
Then Izumi-san will be drifting through the streets.
In other words, I'm in the process of helping her presently.
It's help-ing status.
Strike!
Izumi-san is taking it all to the face!
You're Abe Shin's average catcher. *Abe Shin helps baseball players
The black and white contrast is lovely!
Strike!
No~!
~From My And Jin-sensei's First Meeting Until Our Parting~
Yeah...And?
Komako-san is Jin-sensei's former lover.
She even modeled for pictures too.
Yet everything she had was given to Izumi.
Ah, so then to Izumi-san?
She reached the point where she throws pie at her.
That so? But then! Why pie?
Look! She's approaching right there.
*Broken Heart* shock -> Reached point to throw pies
No. So here.
Everyone wants to know why here. From before.
It has Shimura Ken's OK. *Shimura Ken is from a comedy series
What's with that?
I see.
It's that, huh.
Um, Komako-san.
It's best if you stop doing such things.
This mere student (glasses, natural perm) is only good for being self-important.
Well, those are your words, but...
Couldn't you leave our model alone
instead of being rude to her?
I was asked to take care of the drawing class by Jin-sensei.
Even though the one that asked is in a dream.
I don't even understand Koma-chan's feelings.
He's horrible. That Jin-sensei.
Anyways, if you continue beyond this...
I won't throw anymore.
I understand. By myself.
Even with such a thing, it's useless.
I just...I just wanted to be a little malicious.
That was a little?
Very bad.
The last pie. Please eat it with everyone.
Komako-san
I've finally gotten clean.
Get down!
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I see. Koma-chan decided to go back to the countryside.
She's turning back into a human.
Well, originally she was an innocent country girl.
She's not cut out to be a mistress or a geisha.
That's why I told Koma-chan!
I'll get you half the amount for a water purifier,
so you come to the seminar too.
You should stop doing those things.
But, it's all Jiin-sensei's fault, isn't it?
What? Did his image break?
Ah, no. It's not because of that.
Hey, hey. Is Mega-matsu Jin-sensei's fan?
What's Mega-matsu?
Because the "Portrait of I" is lovely.
There's one in my house too. Look.
I saw it before in a museum.
In this world, such a beautiful things existed.
I couldn't move from in front of that portrait.
Other than Jin sensei, has Izumi-san gone out with any other men?
Of course she hasn't.
Since she was 4 she's encountered perverts like a woman.
The only man she's fallen in love with was actually married.
It's a tragic story!
Since it was that year and her first love, it's wicked.
Jin-sensei's wife doesn't plan to divorce.
Then Izumi-san...
Her whole life is that woman's shadow.
Jin-san?
The weather's nice!
I've been secluded and drawing has become stupid.
Hey Izumi?
Shall we go to the beach? The two of us.
Yes.
Good morning.
Ah, excuse me.
I used the wieners and eggs in the fridge without your permission.
Someday I'll definitely buy you some in return.
Ah, you don't need to do something like that.
Ah, sensei, please eat this at college as well.
The latter two are?
I'm going to the beach. With Jin-san.
Jin san wanted to take me to see pure white lighthouses
and the pretty coast at Izu.
At that time, I thought it would be good if I brought lunch.
Yesss Rosanna! Lunch! Ahhh!
Wow! Jin-san, I'll super-accept it!
It doesn't fit in my mouth!
Why!?
Oh. Akamatsu-kun. This girl is the foreign exchange student, Rosanna.
No, no, no, no, no! Why are you here?
Weren't you going to the beach today with Izumi?
Hm? What's that?
You invited her yourself, didn't you? This morning by phone.
This morning? No, I was drunk in Ginza til morning.
Ah! I said it, I said it. I said it!
It's already 1! Any calls from Izumi-san?
Izumi is prohibited from calling my cellphone, so it's ok.
That's no good! Hurry and go to the studio please.
The studio? That's unpleasant.
Eh?
Huh? Izumi-san!
Where are you going dressed up so stylishly? Huh?
What's this?
Wow! They're lunches!
Ummm!
Where are you going? Where? Where?
It's from my wife.
Yes. Yes, yesss.
Did you promise to go to the beach with Izumi-san today?
You forgot again and stood her up it seems.
Since she so pitiable, I'll take her instead of you to the beach.
Bye then!
Then...
Which beach should we go to?
Izumi-san what!?
With Jin's wife!?
This is a serious affair for Mukojima!
OK. Charlie. *Charlie's Angels
"Lucy Liu role" *Lucy Liu often played Midorikawa
"Cameron Diaz role"
"Drew Barrymore role"
Sky Tree's Angels, heading out! *Sky Tree is the tallest tower in Tokyo for those unaware
What should we do? About the issue.
Why are you in harmony?
Hey Charlie.
Where do you sense your wife is going to kill our Izumi?
Cameron. It looks like it's the beach.
What do you mean?
By the way, is their relationship good?
That wife is strange in the head.
Inviting Izumi-san to tea, inviting her to meals.
Is she gaining a progressive feminine spirit?
Oh no!
Once, I wanted to talk slowly. With you.
But, isn't Jin-san horrible?
Extending his hand to various women.
You and I are both victims so to speak.
So today, lets talk about it thoroughly as women while looking at the beach.
Back off, you adulterer.
Thank you very much.
Yes, you're welcome.
Now then, what should I put in the car navigation system?
Where did you plan to go with Jin-san?
I'll go back...
If I don't hurry and get the car out, the next person will come.
Where? Where? Which beach?
Ah, look! They have a genre called "Swimming Beach."
Umm...
Then...
Enter in the characters.
No, umm...
Hurry, hurry! If you put in the characters, we can go in one shot.
But...
I told you to put in the characters!
You can put in about 10 characters one time!
Enough already!
Enough of this already.
Anyways, let's go after them.
What type of person is sensei's wife?
Hmm. She's an emotionally unstable woman who's emotional ups and downs are violent.
And? In the end, which beach!?
Hey? To what extent are you going to be secretive?
Which secret agency did you join?
"Detective Academy Q?" *A manga series
Kamiki-kun's Respect!?
It's Izu!
Sly.
He never took me to somewhere like Izu.
I'll let you see the beach of your memories
with these very eyes!
Hey, hey, hey. If it's Shigetomo and Ozaki, which do you like better?
Who's that?
I don't understand why suddenly the Olympics women marathon contents
were suddenly given the cold shoulder.
The coast of Izu. I can't remember.
It's the beach with the white lighthouses.
Hmm. Where is that?
The lowest! He forgot where the date location is.
On top of that, the pilgrims who went with us also forgot?
Please be quiet for a little while.
Izumi-san got up early in the morning to make lunches.
I see. It'd be bad to miss out on eating that.
I have one!
This is it. The lunch Izumi-san made.
Ah! Lunch!
Hey, please return it!
This is bad! I've found this!
It's delicious!
She put her love into the flavor.
That's true.
Since Izumi-san made this lunch for Jin-sensei.
Wait. Then why do you have this lunch?
Eh? Ah, this is um...
It seems Izumi-san packed one up for me while she was at it.
Then, this isn't just a love lunch for Jin-sensei.
She made it while she was at it. It's an incidental lunch.
Now...A woman like this, at such a time,
molds beautiful, good shaped onigiri *rice balls*
and puts them into her favorite man's lunchbox.
In other words, this onigiri is for 2 troops.
She did the starting man's lunch, 2 troop lunches!
Then how about an incidentally made lunch?
No. It's fine already. Since I ate this.
Yes. I've received 800 yen. Here.
Jeez!
It's a rip-off!
If it were Yanagi-san, I'd get it for 10,000.
Please return it!
Akamatsu-kun.
Since a while ago, what has turned you in such a direction?
Have you also fallen for her after all?
Eh? No, it's not like that.
Puberty!
If it's sensei.
Eh? Me?
Tsune-chan. What happened? Suddenly.
It a mail from Izumi-san. She and Jin's wife are headed for the Shizukahama coastline.
Eh? Ah, we heed to hurry and go after them.
In the end, you have the same pattern
as all the shitty, stupid students until now. In the end, you have the same pattern
as all the shitty, stupid students until now.
Even though you're gay, you've fallen for her devilish beauty.
I'm different.
How are you different?
Even though you're gay, it seems you've fallen in love with a woman.
-Hey! Mega-matsu. -Ouch!?
-Come here for a bit. -What? What? It hurts!
-It's fine. Come! -Ouch, ouch!
Hey, what is it?
Say it like this to Tsune.
"I'm only interested in handsome men. My ideal type is Bontenmaru." *The founder and first fuedal lord of Sendai
SAY!
Huh!?
Tsune may seem strong, but in fact she's an unusually naive junior high school girl.
Going to school and not going to school, she looks like a non-attendant.
So, why do I have to say Botenmaru?
-This shitty idiot! -Ouch!?
If you say you like gays, you'll have a middle school girl's acceptance!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!?
If the consequence doesn't come, she'll be hurt from love and be finished.
The first love is just the right love lesson.
In order to rescue Izumi-san alive,
we can't be in a situation where we're falling out of friendship.
Tsune is the only girl with the power to fight Jin's wife.
Hurry up and brighten her mood then go and help Izumi-san.
I'm only interested in handsome men. My ideal type is Bontenmaru.
Eh?
As expected, you're a mega pervert after all.
If I were to give this drive a title,
I wonder how "Legal Wife and Lover's Slightly Bitter Journey" would be.
Hey Izumi-san? It's hurts, right? It's mutual.
But I think I've been receiving.
I mean, think about it.
Thanks to your nudity,
I've been living in luxury.
I bought these clothes in Italy.
This bag, these sunglasses, everything!
It's thanks to the "Portrait of I" series that I could buy everything.
Between the artist and the nude model, surely there is a relationship between man and woman.
Love, the senses, and corrupt beauty appear and disappear within the picture,
and it attracts everyone who sees it.
So, I have no choice but to accept you.
Because you're here, Jin-san brings good work into the world.
That is the artist's wife.
That is the artist's wife's duty.
Well! I'm still not happy about it at all!
I'll accept it! What composure are you forcing me into?
Die! Idiot!
Ah! A footbath! There's a footbath!
A footbath! A footbath! Hey? Let's get in the footbath together. A footbath! A footbath!
A footbath! A footbath! Izumi-san, a footbath!
What's this? Sauced Katsudon *breaded pork on rice*? Have you eaten it?
I...I have, but...
I've got it.
Before, you...You got along with Jin-san here
and could be seen eating Sauced Katsudon.
I didn't!
Sly. I never went on such a common date.
What's that about? Sauced Katsudon.
The sauce? The cutlet?
But, you two knew that, huh.
My father was the the College of Arts president.
Every year when it became summer,
people from the university came and gathered at our villa.
I met Jin-san there for the first time.
Here, it's watermelon.
Oh, watermelon. Thank you.
Oh, watermelon is nice.
Did you cut that?
Yes.
If a cute girl cuts it, it's especially delicious.
The first fruits of the season lengthen your life, huh.
That was the first conversaion I had with Jin-san.
Izumi-san, how was it for you?
It's fine, isn't it! I said it myself. K?
Jin-san stopped me from jumping off a cliff
at that place.
To shed tears...
Is proof that you don't despair in the world yet.
That was the beginning.
Somehow, I feel like I've lost! It's deep. It's deep, huh.
It's a soul to soul conversation. It's kinda like a movie, isn't it?
My bad. I was talking about watermelon. Talking about cutting watermelon.
If you know things like that, don't say it. Things like watermelon. Things like talking about watermelon.
I'm beaten. It's a complete defeat. A complete defeat, one-san!
Now, shall we go?
To the beach full of both your memories!
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It's a nice place!
Then, with this...
Izumi-san
Hand over the lunch.
I haven't forgotten.
Give me the lunch!
No!
Stop it!
Did you throw it to the sea just now?
Y...You're wrong!
I...the lunch...
You think it's good to cry, don't you?
When I see you, I think of a highschool classmate.
She was exceedingly beautiful and was cut off from everyone.
She was a gloomy girl with no friends.
When everyone found out that she was going out with the popular sensei behind their backs,
they denounced her.
After that, she never said anything, just shed big tears.
What do you think that girl is doing now?
Since no one can get in contact, I don't know.
Hey Izumi-san?
Are there still classmates you're in contact with?
There aren't, right?
Even though there are men, Izumi-san has no friends just like that girl.
It would be good if you weren't here.
Pitiful Izumi-san.
In the past, I wasn't here, but now I am.
Hmm. A dog? A cat?
Ah, then seaweed? A seaslug?
You're wrong.
I've been caught by a scary person!
I only wanted to become friends with Izumi-san.
You're wrong. I'm human.
Huh? What are you saying?
You're not human, you're a sea slug.
I'm human. I have a friend.
She's not a sea slug.
It's too bad.
The sea breeze feels good.
We understand your feelings well, but
this person is in various troubles because of that person.
Please give her a break around here.
What trouble?
Just while living, there are so many difficult people.
Moreover, he's the worst one.
Your husband.
In this situation, it's not good to be laughing.
No, I'm quite troubled.
I can't see that.
Well, a bit.
It's also enjoyable.
What?
When I see a scene like that, my creativity gushes out.
It's exactly Pablo Picasso's feelings.
What about Picasso's feelings?
I'm going.
Izumi-san. Tsune-chan.
Are you alright?
Ah, yes. Are you alright?
Ah, yes.
Did everyone come to help Izumi-san when she was in a pinch?
Eh?
Why is everyone on Izumi-san's side and not mine?
Is it because Izumi-san is beautiful?
That's right, huh.
A woman like me with the power of money is different from being carried away on a beauty's breeze.
Izum-san is the genuine beauty.
That's why Jin-san wanted to paint her.
Even though he hasn't painted me even once.
Hey! Jin. Come here!
Here, sorry for the wait!
I kept you waiting.
What have you decided, here!
Scary!
A sea slug. It's a sea slug, a sea slug.
She hit him with a sea slug. A sea slug.
jin-san. Be clear.
Between Izumi-san and I, which is more important to you?
Asking is useless.
To answer that question,
he wouldn't have had a mistress from the beginning.
In order not to be thrown away by him,
you've always, always carried on like this.
I see. Alright.
Then, tonight the 3 of us will stay at the nearby hotsprings together.
Jin-san hang in there!
Jin-san!?
Jin-sensei is at the hotspings right now with his wife, huh.
She fell asleep crying.
She been released from a state of high tension, so she's off guard.
Sensei, what did Jin-sensei mean when he said Picasso's feelings?
When Picasso saw his wife and mistress competing for him,
"In, this world, there aren't such interesting things,"
and was overjoyed.
The lowest!
The night breeze feels good.
I'm going to the hotsprings from before.
In the end, even the lodging fees for this place were earned from Izumi-san's nudity.
I'll use it! Spiny lobster? Sea snail? Urchin? Swallow's nest?
I'll eat something expensive!
Bring me a year's worth of red king crabs!
Mostly Crying
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